Mike Afton

micheal afton but shorter

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing

by RJZVBloxer_YT' April 7, 2023

Mike G

Someone who is extremely hard to argue with. In the sense that they feel as if they are always right, even if they are proven wrong with facts.

person 1: You need to eat food to grow muscle

Mike G: No

by Fish171401 December 7, 2023

Mike Tango

Or MT for short. Millineal Trash.

Look at that Mike Tango and his avocado toast.

by BishopMJ June 22, 2019

Epic Miking

After performing dozens of homosexual acts you eat and entire cake or intake enough sugar to give you diabetes and lose a limb

Jeremy considered epic miking but was unable to eat all the cake

by Melania478 June 23, 2025

John Mike

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.

Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.

by Masquarade August 6, 2017

mike dally

Urban ball cruncher with much fro

I mike dally my way to the skate scene

by Qdiesachs June 12, 2023

Mike quilter

Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.

fuck my life here comes the mike quilter

by johndeereo October 14, 2011