Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.
by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 04, 2021
by KLESCH January 31, 2022
by HornyHogrider69 June 06, 2025
He's a man that love's women, hunting and his beer. Some say he could be the most interesting man in the world. But his green eyes will leave you memorized.
Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.
Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.
by Muzzy4low December 19, 2016
He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive
Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock
by Isoncnss November 22, 2021
Mathew steals kidneys a lot, he’s a really nice guy, he likes to make “funny” jokes that he laughs historically at. He is nice but girls don’t like him
Matthew means yes no maybe so
by Yuyuyy May 20, 2021
Matthew is a one of kind guy.He honestly is one of the most kind and genuine person you will ever meet.He always knows how to have fun and brighten any day.Mathew is usually a old soul when it comes to dating and loves to put his hole heart into it.He also as a great taste in music and food.You will never find anything better than a Matthew.He’s also a fun guy to get high and drunk with on a shitty night.One thing I will say tho is he is a anime nerd and has a small garden obsession(not that it’s bad tho...)Over all he is a great guy and a amazing friend to have in your life.
by KenKay02 August 11, 2021