Matthew

Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.
FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.
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HIM AND KLESCH SHARE A BRAINCELL AND HE LIKES TO SET STUFF ON FIRE
"WHY IS THERE A WHITE BOY SAYING THE N WORD" "MUST BE MATTHEW"
by KLESCH January 31, 2022
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look at that kanker matthew ova there
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He's a man that love's women, hunting and his beer. Some say he could be the most interesting man in the world. But his green eyes will leave you memorized.

Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.
Matthew, I've only know you for a 2 weeks but i want your children.
by Muzzy4low December 19, 2016
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He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive
Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock
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Mathew steals kidneys a lot, he’s a really nice guy, he likes to make “funny” jokes that he laughs historically at. He is nice but girls don’t like him
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Matthew is a one of kind guy.He honestly is one of the most kind and genuine person you will ever meet.He always knows how to have fun and brighten any day.Mathew is usually a old soul when it comes to dating and loves to put his hole heart into it.He also as a great taste in music and food.You will never find anything better than a Matthew.He’s also a fun guy to get high and drunk with on a shitty night.One thing I will say tho is he is a anime nerd and has a small garden obsession(not that it’s bad tho...)Over all he is a great guy and a amazing friend to have in your life.
Really tho Matthew you gotta stop with the gardening it’s getting a bit much.
by KenKay02 August 11, 2021
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