the dark matter that watches when you sleep
by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022
Get the the greg monstermug. Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019
Get the Monstermug. by ButtFucker70-1 February 23, 2017
Get the monster hong kongmug. by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021
Get the Monster Shlongmug. This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.
I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.
I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.
I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
Get the The Cokie Monstermug. by Dave Crane February 23, 2009
Get the monster gringemug. A sexual position in which one party climbs inside a port-o-potty and has their partner sit on the toilet seat while the first party performs oral sex from inside the toilet
by AnOcelot July 28, 2020
Get the sewer monstermug.