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mike delorme

To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.

There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.
hey did you hear back from the bank?

Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.
by Fish mail September 24, 2016
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Mikelis

Mikelis is Latvian a name of archangel Michael. This means that Mikelis is a descendent of god. He is the most beautiful being to ever exist, and a man with the name Mikelis will always be loyal. The perfect guy!
Yo that guy gave that homeless man a Lambo! He is a total Mikelis.
by balandey October 31, 2022
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Mike

A sussy baka: mike hawk
Imposter: *kills mike hawk*
Sussy baka: *dies*
by Imasussybaka August 1, 2021
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magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’
How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”
by sparklygoldfish July 7, 2022
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Mike's Dynamite Stick

While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"
Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it
by Sand Dollar Jr February 12, 2024
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Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women
I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.
by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016
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Mike Callaway

A psychopath who sux dick for a living and masquerades as a cop.
Man that's fucked up like getting gonorea. A full on Mike Callaway
by Mikokissmallnlimp October 22, 2019
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