ax is the type of Pearson who has No life Fake friends and a Whole bunch of hamsters dead or alive.
Girl 1: Omg he’s so weird
Girl 2: He stinks so much ewww
He could be considered dangerous and a gay terrorist but You will see him next to school gates been noncey and he eats a nonce sandwitch.WARNING: If you see him runn
Max is all Above
Girl 1: Omg he’s so weird
Girl 2: He stinks so much ewww
He could be considered dangerous and a gay terrorist but You will see him next to school gates been noncey and he eats a nonce sandwitch.WARNING: If you see him runn
Max is all Above
Max’s house usually consists of big pink dildos,bed,tissues,hand sanitiser and 2 metal poles,sometimes strippers (ugly ones)
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Get the Max Moore mug.A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.
Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
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Max's are the best people to be around, and liked by everyone. They're funny, and enjoyable to spend time to talk to. A conversation with them can always end in a good laugh, leaving you in a better mood than before. They're also incredibly smart, and get good grades, seemingly easily. They're also athletic, and do sports, probably more than one. They've likely received some type of award due to being such an awesome person and everyone loving them. But they always remain humble for all of their achievements, which makes them even more likeable. Most importantly, they are kind and caring. Being friendly to everyone, they are easy to approach. They treat everyone fairly and with respect. Overall, Max's are amazing people, and you would be the luckiest person to get to know them.
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