Daddy Long Legs

A term for a very tall male, who particularly has very long legs, and favorly sexy

"They call me Daddy Long Legs because I am sexy and tall!"

by OmgItsBigBoy March 9, 2018

general long shlong

A dude with a massive dick.

Holy shit. It's general long shlong.

by AbramsM203 February 23, 2017

long holes

A huge woman vagina

Oh baby fuck me and my long holes

by Bishop nigga February 27, 2017

david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.

David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.

by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 21, 2016

Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it

I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016