Bulgogi Kiss

When your penis shrivels up after unprotected sex with an Asian Hooker and just dangles there.

Chad: Bro! I hooked up with that girl from Seoul at the club and she gave me a Bulgogi Kiss!

TimDog: Damn son you shoulda wrapped your willy!

by 4rm_Busan_2_Seoul August 17, 2019

kiss of the mermaid

When there is too much water in the bong and you get some in your mouth.

*cough cough. Spit.*
Are you ok?
No i just got the kiss of the mermaid

by HonkyThomas September 4, 2018

Kiss the goblin

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).

We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!

by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023

The Louisiana kiss

The act of cuming in another mans dick hole

Mikey and I did the Louisiana kiss every weekend for the summer

by BIGBOYJMC May 20, 2023

Kiss Dudes

Another way of saying Fuck off.

Tom: "Dude that shirt is burnt."

Chris: "You know what, kiss dudes!"

by Jimbo_Slice1468 May 12, 2010

Dolphin kiss

When two guys are have sex with a girl, one in the butt and one in the vagina and their dicks meet in the middle

Dude I was banging this chick in a threesome last night with another guy, and we thrusted at the same time and felt our tips touch, dolphin kissing!

by Yodanacallin June 9, 2022

Jew Kiss

When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together

Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!

by Will I Was Shook Speared May 14, 2020