kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

kicked up

to be on a high / feel high

"i got so kicked up"

by cornpottage? August 14, 2022

kick it

blackpink best song

"girl can you play blackink's best song"

"ok wait *plays kick it*"

"yasss bestie purrr"

by bacardigang October 12, 2020

Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in

Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!

by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025

Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks

Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”

by #dumptrump2020 October 1, 2020

Dumb Kicked

Describes the state that you're in When you're too on. Whether that's being high, on drugs, or drunk past your limit.

Kaycee: "we just smoked 3 blunts and finished this tequila bottle!"
Tim: "Yea bro, I'm hella dumb kicked right now!"

by Greeneyeddarlin October 8, 2019

Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.

"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."

by Дecca May 11, 2022