Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.

"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"

by JTrollen March 25, 2021

Jordan

A handsome sexy beaner that wants to make popsicles out of Viane’s discharge.

Look at Jordan! He’s making popsicles out of vianes discharge!

by DischargeCreator November 24, 2021

jj jordaned

the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong

KD Jj Jordaned another member because they didn't like her calling out their racism

by KDsucks January 17, 2024

Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP

Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous

by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020

Jordan

A very smart, intelligent person. Is also good at racing. And has millions of friends.

Omg he’s such a JORDAN

by BROTHER JIT May 29, 2022

Jordan

An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.

Get you a fucking Jordan!

by indirecterection October 9, 2020

Jordan

Jordan, is the luckiest guy in the world to have his amazing girlfriend but is also a mad shagger and is da best at sex

"ey see that guy, I hear he's a Jordan"
"OHH HE MUST BE GREAT IN BED I'LL GO TALK TO HIM"

by Jordan1601 May 9, 2021