Joe Calvin

Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.

WOW!!! Joe Calvin has a big dick.

I want to be like Joe Calvin.

by JOE CALVIN THE 33 December 10, 2019

Joe Baiting

When a dribbling crack addict with no teeth and a quite frankly a woefully wank education lures his prey in to the trigger mechanism of a proverbial cannon. Usually results in a series of expletives originating from said Joe.

I fulfilled my Joe Baiting quota within minutes, he was triggered just using animated gifs

by Tess Tickal December 17, 2019

Pulled a Joe

To make plans with coworkers after work and then just not show up. AKA a no show Joe.

Hey guys. I’ll see you at the bar after work. Later. He pulled a joe. And never came

by Yetico71 December 20, 2019

Big joe

Big chonk with big balls great for me though so much more than a couple of days ago

Big Joe want you

by umotherfuckerhoe December 21, 2019

true joe

A male friend that is wheelchair bound due to not having any use of his legs

Don't make fun of Chuck he's a true joe.

by Capt. Kirkland September 26, 2019

bloppy joe

To eat sloppy joe mix out of someone’s butthole

Hey. You know what sounds good right about now, Jamie? A bloppy joe.

by Kd93 September 28, 2019

Joe's Mudd

Dog shit that is left on the grass and not picked up by its owner, causing someone to step in it.

Watch out, don't step in Joe's Mudd.

by DefHurricane May 3, 2018