Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

Gib Job

When employers irrationally assign ownership of particular tasks to a bunch of cheating freeloaders who soak up excessive resources to live out tv-induced fantasies.

I graduate but nobody gib job due stupi

by birdspit September 13, 2023

asswhole job

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.

An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P

by QuacksO October 31, 2019

Plunger Job

For when you need to get the job done; toilets, sinks, outdoor pool drains.

A plunger job can't be any worse than the Slovakian Traffic Cone.

by alan_steve February 19, 2021

Gator Job

While a man is recieving a blowjob, the other participant uses their teeth and/or bites the penis

Billy called Gator Dave for a Gator Job

by T-dawgg57673 November 28, 2011

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

Snow Job

A sexual maneuver in which a man covers his penis in snow and proceeds to have intercourse with his partner.

S: So you gave your girl a Snow Job?
L: Yea, I got frostbite on my cock.

by Marky fart ass' August 14, 2019