Jesus Moment

It's a moment when you suddenly become very enlightened as if jesus had planted a brilliant idea into your brain.

I could decide what to name my paper, but then I had a Jesus Moment and i figured out the perfect title.

by Alixxx7 March 3, 2009

Edge jesus

Hunter Romans the best person ever is one.

Hunter: "I'm an edge jesus"
All girls: "I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG OMG!"

by HunterTheEdgeJesus February 16, 2018

creeping jesus

going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)

my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!

by ive been told i look like a lisa October 28, 2007

jesus tits

A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".

Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!

by joniam May 6, 2003

De Jesus

Mexican Jesus taken from the from the king of the Jews name Yehoshua aka Jesus Christ.
Pronounced "da-Jesus" as in, "Hey everyone look its De Jesus.

Mexican catholic: . Oh my god! Its De Jesus has come to save us here in Mexico!

by superbipolar420 July 6, 2016

jesus's

what to call a christian nationalist business !

let's go to jesus's !

really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !

got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!

by michael foolsley December 1, 2021

Jesus moment

Having a moment that is god-like or like talia.

Talia is having another jesus moment

by zziiggggyy December 9, 2008