Jordan P.

A little bitch that like to vape around his mother and has a autistic brother. He has a little bit of autism too and tourette's.

Random Guy.) Hi Jordan P.
Jordan.) Waas upp bitch.
Random Guy.) Your an asshole
Jordan) IK, but I vape so im cool. XD XD i'm cool man i'm really small to.

by Gay's September 13, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is the most attractive boy you will ever see and that's on mary had a little lamb.

lord Jordan is very cute !!

by certified_chicken June 5, 2022

Jordan

This ether refers to the many definitions of Jordan
1. A name given to people
2. The shoe
Or 3. The country of Jordan 🇯🇴, located in the Middle East

Man 1: my favorite country is Jordan
Man 2: Jordan? You mean the shoe?
Man 3: The Shoe? Do you mean Jordan d. Montalvo?
Man 1: I’m talking about the country
Man 2 & 3: there is a country name Jordan?
Man 1: we live in Jordan you stupid retar-

by SomeDumbKid100 June 16, 2022

Jordan

He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.

Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot

Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much

by SlurpoSeth July 12, 2021

Jordan Carrero

A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.

Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.

by anonymous October 23, 2022

jordan

A total nutcase. She is very nice but will turn into satan in 5 seconds, considering she IS satan. Jordan is extremely dramatic and gets upset over the fact that she doesn’t have a thicc ass. She doesn’t even become petty because she is just very disrepctful to those who piss her off. She’s brutally honest and straight forward and will never sugar coat shit. Even though she has her weird aspects, she is a pretty good friend. She also is fun sized and likes to eat a lot of breakfast food. She finds most guys ugly as fuck so if she finds you hot get it boys cause shittt. Guys like Carl Gallagher on the show Shameless however, make Jordan very hmmm what’s the word ? wet! #ethancutkowskybby. All together however, Jordan really needs to get her life together because all she does is watch netflix and avoid all her issues because she doesn’t give a flying fuck.

Girl #: Wtf it’s that stupid bitch jordan that stole my waffles !

Girl #2: Oh shitttt well you cant do anything cause jordan already ate the damn waffles in 5 seconds !!!!

by starneisha lemon March 10, 2019

Jordan

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi

Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg

by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022