I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023

Team Shower

When the JD throwers have a long ass practice and decide to get naked and have a co edshower with eachother in school. Normally games such as tag, laser tag, and alot of singing.

Ex 1- Don't drop your soap at the team shower or Ike will come for ya!
Ex 2- Get naked asshole's, team shower on three
Ex 3- Bend over asshole's, team shower on three

by Osama with yo mama November 15, 2018

Vietnamese Shower

When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.

This public shower seems very dirty. I should take a Vietnamese Shower.

by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025

Passion Shower

Passion Shower - When a guy cums on a girl's stomach, he showers her with passion.

A guy pulling out during sex, aka giving her a passion shower

by VA girls March 7, 2012

Shower power hour

At a party when you steam the shower and or hotbox the bathroom strip to underwear and blast music

Let’s have a shower power hour and go nuts

by Ud rando June 7, 2023

April Showers

A male masturbation challenge where you can only masturbate in the shower during the month of April. This is a play off of April showers bring may flowers.

Hey bro you gonna participate in April showers?
No bro I hate jerkin in the shower!

by Jack Peterson May 15, 2018

Shower nirvana

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.

Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.

by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010