when you just learned minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you
Person 1:Did you know that minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*
by medangerousmuginmyammarsky January 9, 2023
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I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
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I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
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Get the Gold week mug.Hym "I feel (and I imagine other people) positive in emotion in relationship to things other than goals. Watching a good anime. Playing a good game. And after reading that here's what you're going to do: You're going to broaden the definition of 'goal' in an attempt to drag me into 'semantic space' by asking questions like 'Well aren't you trying to win or beat the game or raise your rank?' And No. Not all games are played to win. I have completion anxiety and often stop playing games before I reach the end (I started playing Legend of Dragoon and I just stopped playing because all I have left to do is max out my additions, collect all the stardust, and beat the last 2 bosses) OR (In games like Skyrim and Dragon Age) I'll restart and make a new character of a different archetype. Sure sometimes I try to beat games but my enjoyment of the game has nothing to do with whether or not I beat it. I even enjoy losing competitive games as much as I hate it. The sting of defeat fills me with vigor. I also neglect to finish anime. The stark reality is that you are not more aware of my mind than I am. This is nothing more than a narcissistic delusion fostered by educational institutions (See "The folly of psychology"). It's likely that I'm more self-aware than you are. But let's see... What else gives me positive emotion... Contemplation... Carbonated beverages... Besting foes on the conceptual battlefield... Watching fire... Hating things..."
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