Holiday Shits

After eating food on a holiday, you have the shits

Tj: Ughh i just ate a whole plate of food.
Alex: Looks like you;ll have the holiday shits

by Plank Opal November 28, 2010

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Shit On Stick

A phrase used to describe a weird person or a jerk.

Chidi looks like a shit on stick.

by Anonymouss01 February 6, 2019

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In football, or any other contact sport when someone gets the shit knocked out of them by an opponent. Usually occurs unexpectedly & causes coma-like symptoms.

You can receive a Shit Plow by getting a clothesline unexpectedly too.

Damn!!! Did you see Donny get shit plowed? He didn’t see it coming!

by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020

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Shit's on the Horizon

A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc

Shit's on the Horizon

worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."

(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"

Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"

by Foot Juice Solutions July 7, 2010

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Shit Tom

When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.

Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.

Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?

by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019

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