Food smelly slut

A slut that needs a bath and has sex with food on themselves with a weirdo that dies alone and smells like food

Ew I don’t that food smelly slut She’s fugly and smelly

by Hannahpetiudie July 19, 2021

food dysmorphia

Someone who has unrealistic views of how much food they have consumed.

Harry has food dysmorphia. He said that he had two biscuits but the whole packet is gone!

by Libs_g1 August 30, 2017

Food truck

Code for gay guys to solicit sex from a straight guy.

Food truck didn’t show up, I’m hungry for whatever Thomas’s specialty is.

by Big guy chase February 26, 2024

bad food day

those days when you eat nothing but junk and you feel lazy, fat and disgusting.

Dude1: you want to go eat something later?

Dude2: no man, i think i'll skip I'm having a bad food day, I ate all kinds of shitty food today.
Dude1: been there

by FrankieQ7 February 18, 2011

Food

The worst thing on earth ever!!
It makes you ugly, unappealing and no one wants you.

I recently gained 10kg, fuck you food!!!!

by DavidandIsaac December 15, 2020

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022

Great British food spank

When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen

I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!

by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022