Dad pack

Half way between a dad bod and a six pack

“Woah look at his dad pack”

by anonymous July 13, 2022

Hiba's dad

A father that left his daughter to own many many milk factories

girl 1: my dad left

girl 2 :you are a hiba's dad

by brebabbabab January 17, 2023

dad

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 11, 2022

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

by Borki-YT April 16, 2020

dad

depressed anxious drinking disorder

lifes a bitch its making me get dad disorder

by lilsamsixty9 June 4, 2021

Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019

Dad times

I kinda tragic embarrassing moment, something your dad would do, similar to “sad times”

Yesterday was some dad times

by Rayyyyyyyy January 29, 2019