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Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
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Chill Your Grill

A next level spice company. Truly Lit.
Bro, I just ordered some Chill Your Grill seasonings!
by The Flavor Lab December 4, 2022
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dogpark n chill

an activity including both going to a dog park (with or without dog companion) and cooling out.
by co-nar May 23, 2017
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big hommie chilling

Hey where's Mike?
He hasn't gotten out of his house that mf is big hommie chilling
by Bigpapi6936 January 6, 2024
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chills voice

The voice of the famous channel Chills and the voice used in the “burger king foot lettuce” meme
by Thank me latter May 24, 2023
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Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.
That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill
by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023
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Chantress and Chill

The act of consuming magic mushrooms while listening to the magical music of Chantress Seba!
Hey! What are you doing this weekend. Do you want to Chantress and Chill?
by Pat Ness April 10, 2024
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