A pitiful amount of money you get from an employer or the benefits office where once you've paid everything out to stop yourself getting evicted and keep debt collectors off your back you're just about lucky to have enough left to buy a few bits from the reduced shelf at the supermarket
I'm once again sat clock watching for 5 days with nothing to my name waiting to be paid my chicken feed
by purpleponce October 25, 2020
Get the Chicken feed mug.1. When you wrap fried chicken in napkins and stick it in your pocket to save for later.
2. Another name for a man's penis.
3. The feminine version of "cock."
2. Another name for a man's penis.
3. The feminine version of "cock."
"Jacob, why aren't you eating your fried chicken?"
"I don't like to eat in public," he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal and stick it in his pocket.
"Dude, pocket chicken!"
"I don't like to eat in public," he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal and stick it in his pocket.
"Dude, pocket chicken!"
by Chesch April 15, 2017
Get the pocket chicken mug.After fucking your girl, you cum all over her face while tearing open a feather pillow and throw all the feather in her face - which stick to her and in her fury she gets up and squacks like and LOOKS like an 'angry chicken'!
I was fucking Jen and pulled an angry chicken on her, she went crazy and was spitting out and cleaning up feathers all night!
by little fox October 26, 2012
Get the angry chicken mug.When a male blows on the rim of a person of the opposite sex. Can be vice-versa and be done female on male.
by Smoking the Chicken March 6, 2011
Get the Smoke the chicken mug.A chicken shed is generally a party that contains a higher ratio of undesirable women to favorable women. A "chicken head" is a women who talks your ear off and most the time utilizes movements of a bird without even realizing it. See Sweet Dee from always sunny.
Louise: Hey man I heard youre having a raging party! Richard: Ya but it ain't nothin but a chicken shed, Eric brought over a bad flock AGAIN!!
by lucass qd March 14, 2011
Get the Chicken Shed mug.A newer term that is used as a discrete way of saying you had sex. If you are not comfortable with letting a lot of people know about what you did the other night, chicken bisquit is used as a substitute to make sure your message is clear to the person you are talking about, but confusing to those eavesdropping assholes!
Guy: So how did your night go?
Other guy: Pretty damn good! That chick from the party and I left and make chicken bisquits back at her place!
Other guy: Pretty damn good! That chick from the party and I left and make chicken bisquits back at her place!
by Scrotie McBoogerball Jr. July 7, 2011
Get the chicken bisquit mug.Baking the Chicken. "When someone covers themselves and a slip and slide with oil. Next they cover the slide with cocaine and use the slide. They now look like a piece of Battered the Chicken. Then in the second period, they "bake" themselves by consuming a large amount of marijuana while the cocaine enters their bloodstream through their skin pores and different orifices."
by oboehobo November 5, 2011
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