That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.
“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“
by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017
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Get the Easy Cheese mug.A thick, white, watery substance that comes out of the vagina of a female when a female has yeast infection.
Guy1:Dude I got freaky with my girlfriend last night.
Guy2:Nice man, nice!
Guy1:Yea, I fingered her and white stuff oozed out and I licked it off my fingers, it tasted like Mozzarella Cheese.
Guy2:Dude, that's disgusting, did she have a yeast infection?
Guy1: I don't no, I enjoyed myself.
Guy2:Nice man, nice!
Guy1:Yea, I fingered her and white stuff oozed out and I licked it off my fingers, it tasted like Mozzarella Cheese.
Guy2:Dude, that's disgusting, did she have a yeast infection?
Guy1: I don't no, I enjoyed myself.
by OrangleGlowGo July 13, 2011
Get the Mozzarella Cheese mug.by Cheeseumbrellastan May 15, 2016
Get the cheese umbrella mug.When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: “I smell something....weird..”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018
Get the Dick Cheese mug.Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.
God: Man I sure am hungry.
The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.
God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.
The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.
The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.
God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.
The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.
by TimmusA1 May 31, 2019
Get the gamer cheese mug.Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010
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