christian funk

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

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Free Christian

noun = Unitarian.The term Free Christian is used in the name of the British religious denomination’The General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches’ to imply that it contains people who are not Unitarian. It does not.

Q Are you a Unitarian?

A I prefer to use the term Free Christian

Q What does that mean?
A Unitarian

by The Thegn of Tottington December 2, 2023

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Christian Effect

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.

"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."

by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023

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Christian

He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music

Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....

by Paper Bi-otch December 17, 2023

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Christian

A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.

“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
“You know he’s talking to his best friend”

by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023

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