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rice car 

A term that Americans use to describe Superior performance asian cars out of jealousy. These cars are products of Honda, Toyota, Subaru, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Lexus, and Acura. Jealousy comes from the superior looks, engine, reliabilty, street cred, luxury in which American cars are clearly inferior to. These cars are driven by any class of people. Some of these cars may be heavily modified for looks, performanace, or both.
Friend: How did you do?
Driver: Ha. My RSX smoked his Cobra peice of...
Angry owner of Ford Cobra: Stupid rice car.
rice car by HHHman April 15, 2008
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vegas car 

whenever with friends once stepping in the car, you say "vegas car". once saying that, anything that is said in the car that night, never leaves that car.
person 1: yo crazy story about me and this girl. wait, "vegas car!"

person 2: iight tell us we wont tell anyone
vegas car by thevegasman February 17, 2010

christmas car sales delusion 

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!

Chattanooga Car Wash

To fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of a friend, nemesis, or ex-girlfriend with male genetic material. Works best with a comically large dose of seminal fluid.
Man, I gave my ex a Chattanooga car wash and she was pissed. I saved up for two months but it was worth it.

ghetto car 

A low end car that gets abandoned on a street or highway for whatever reason.
There's a ghetto car sitting in the turning lane.
ghetto car by Mad_Matt February 25, 2014

dejis car accident

Pretty much the best and funniest thing to ever happen to the YouTuber Deji.
'did you see dejis car accident!?'
'ye it was so funny'
'ikr! Hahaha'
dejis car accident by Atomus April 20, 2020