Biscuit

A biscuit or cookie is another name for a female's vagina, it is used because the vagina has two lips which can be the biscuit and whatever you put in between (chocolate, cream or any type of flavored edible you can put in/on a biscuit) the biscuit
by WTF Italian Stallion June 22, 2021
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Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.
Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.
by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020
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Dry Biscuits

A strange sti you get from doing anal.
"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"
by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016
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always take the biscuit

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.
When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.
by D_A_M_3727 May 31, 2018
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Ginger Biscuits

A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.
Need something sweet but only got 29p,I'll go and buy a packet of Aldi everyday ginger biscuits.
by Food hound January 14, 2023
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Dark biscuit

A newly defined sexual orientation of 2021.
Someone who identifies as dark biscuit gender is usually firmly straight, but would dunk into the bi-zone if the person was hot enough.
Adam: I was straight when I was with Eve, but I went full dark biscuit when I met Paul, he's a silver fox.
by Biscuits for dinner March 5, 2021
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biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!
by SildogintheNatti July 13, 2017
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