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cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
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Mexican Bean Feast 

A deviant sexual act, involving a Mexican all-you-can-eat buffet, and a male partner.

To perform this act, one partner consumes all he/she can eat at the aforementioned buffet. Then, the partner must make him/herself vomit, and aim said vomit onto a male partner's scrotum/balls. The vomiting partner must then re-consume the vomit by either licking it or eating it off the man's balls.
This sexual act is widely practiced in Mexico, and is a central part of what a boy must do to become a man, in an age-old ceremony known as the Ceremonia de la Lamida des Bolas, or the Ceremony of the Licking of Balls.
Carlos didn't enjoy the Mexican Bean Feast he had to perform on his Uncle Ramon, but Uncle Ramon had told he would become a man if he did so

Dirty Little Bean Boy 

A short Mexican boy or man. Often unsightly and full of acne.
Me: Hey Auggie have you seen the dirty little bean boy?

Auggie: No, I think Harley’s at home faking a flu.
Dirty Little Bean Boy by JAGERTHO October 7, 2019

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine 

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
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Refried Bean 

A Mexican that burns his or her face and/or body either through a bad tan or sticking his/her face in a fireplace. This beaner is officially refried.
Juanito throws a match into the fireplace but it doesn't light. When he sticks his head closer to hear if gas is seeping out, the match ignites thus turning the mexican into a Refried Bean.

seen bean 

also a referal to the word seen, but bean is refering to your friend
Friend1: You going out tonite?
Friend2: Yea man
Friend1: Seen bean
seen bean by siobhan April 13, 2005