Jake Wood

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Jake Wood

by nottherealclashofficial May 02, 2022

diesel wood

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.

Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.

by El_phantasmo November 10, 2015

goin tiger woods

when a woman goes "nuts" and destroys her mans "stuff"

damn that girl was goin tiger woods on that guys car.

man that girl went tiger woods on him.

by J420C April 05, 2010

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

reigle wood

a stupid ficking town in north carolina

reigle wood is so gay

by elijah martinez February 01, 2016

my neck of the woods

buttholes and anal stuff

i like a 9 inch veiny throbbing cock in my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth January 10, 2018