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Amoeba Dick for Brains

Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.
The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.
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A brain break to perversion

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.
I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.
by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018
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synchronised brain tumors

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time
Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again
by KeeKz October 29, 2007
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Split Brain Operation

The act of coordinating and receiving oral sex from two separate partners.
Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?

Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.
by Wellmemedm8 October 9, 2019
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Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.
"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 7, 2010
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Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.
How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.
by pred69 October 6, 2015
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Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
by Milly5 November 10, 2015
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