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cowbell o' gas

When your farts make a noise other than the normal toot toot.

Initially created to fill a gaping hole in emoticons because there was no smiley for "gassy", thus ":) + /'\ " had to be used.
Please note, however: If your ass is truly making a clanging sound, you should seek immediate medical attention.
"My cowbell o' gas is ringing loudly tonight."
"Jesus! That was quite a cowbell o' gas!"
by bellybellbel February 9, 2010
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O-Shit Face

The priceless facial expression and body movement accompanied by an innocent retail shopper before they exit a store with their paid merchandise, only to be rudely and obnoxiously stopped by the store's alarm which probably only sounded because they had half paper clip in their back pants pocket. Also known as the O-Shit Face.
Sally was just leaving the store when she triggered the store's alarm. She immediately dropped her bags and the baby, mouthing "Oh shit". She also pee'd a little bit.

The clerks along with every customer in the store laughed at her as she slowly turned around, revealing her O-Shit Face.
by improblynaked June 20, 2009
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One o' snacking

Hunger get what hunger want! When you decide to have a snack late at night but it's already past midnight.
"Yo you up fo some One o' snacking dawg?"

"Fo sho nyukka!" ^o^/
by numchuk July 12, 2009
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crotch-o-diles

Like crabs only WAY worse!!!
*scratching pubes furiously*
"CHRIST THESE CROTCH-O-DILES ARE KILLING ME!"
by archer-oh-yea March 13, 2010
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H-O to the MO

A phrase created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that describes something corny or suspect of being gay.
Person 1: Are you eating a banana ...whole? Person 2: Yeah, man. What other way is there to eat a banana? Person 1: How about breaking them into individual pieces and eating them separate so it doesn't look like your performing oral sex? Eating a banana whole is H-O to the MO, son! Person 2: Dude, you're so right. I never thought of it that way.
by @m_dot_reilly May 29, 2011
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bag - o - mon

a homosapien male who appears at parties with a shopping bag from a grocery store with 3-4 beers, not willing to bring a full 6 pack.

place of origin: Oakville, Ont
Hey! bag - o - mon is here!
by P. Acevedo September 1, 2006
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Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.
Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!
by SuzyG October 20, 2008
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