swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

dick do

When a mans gut gets so big it sticks out further than his dick.

"my gut sticks out more than my dick do"

That dude is so fat he has a dick do.

by hblack81 April 16, 2014

Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch lord of the rings this weekend. Dick

by Bagod September 26, 2022

Dick Whistle

The Female equivalent to the term "Pussy Whipped", the term was invented due to an excess of women pursuing the same man, all of which would follow his every command. Credits to Gregory, for discovering the phenomena.

"Greg why do your exes still text you so much?"
"I don't know man I guess they are just Dick Whistled"

by LeoTheLionBme January 15, 2025

Dick

Your small hairy part

white stuff came out of that dick

by jknwad June 9, 2022

National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

Dicking

It’s a casual, somewhat slangy expression used to convey frustration or a decision to stop engaging with something that’s proving to be too troublesome or not worth the effort.

I’m done dicking with this.

by Macdaddyaz January 2, 2025