Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.

At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.

by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011

National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

vacation dick

Dick that you only hook up with once every while, because it is extraordinary in size.

Damn, last night I hooked up with a vacation dick.

by typo127 June 14, 2016

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower August 17, 2016

Dick

Pp

I have a dick

by anonymous October 9, 2020

slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

by Rag2123 December 2, 2024

Grab dick december

Grants the ability to grab any males dick throughout the month

Tom - are you taking part in grab dick december?
Lucy - yeah i already started.

by Kingmafiaz October 24, 2020