short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.

bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.

by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016

a dick is a sick

hoe

a dick is a sick bitch

by fasnfoiupgidfgifugf fuck November 17, 2020

Dick-ups

When you get the hiccups after you sucked dick.

Ah man, now you gave me the dick-ups.

by AlwaysThatOneChick August 29, 2017

Dick Music

When you make noises with your johnson.

Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.

by Kralja June 5, 2024

Dicking

I replacement for Fucking so think of the same definition for Fuck

I made Dicking forty.

by Mushr00m May 27, 2022

Acordian Dick

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.

Bruh I just got done banging this chick with my acordian dick.

by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017

Dick Fingers

Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.

Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.

by Myrtleton November 22, 2024