NYC dick

When you’re sexually assaulted by a New Yorker, specifically a male.

Husband: “What do you mean you became infertile? How did that happen?”

Wife: “I GOT SUMMA DAT NYC DICK”

by Brrrring brrrring February 2, 2024

jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019

Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.

With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.

by HollaJ May 2, 2019

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

Sandpaper Dick

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.

“Your dicks sandpaper and not just the tip”

“His Sandpaper Dick is out of control”

by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 6, 2019

Harry dick

A guy that they named a road after

Harry dick lives on Harry dick rd

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

big dick lex

Big Dick Lex. She's not gay, she's big dick lex.

"BIG DICK LEXIIIII"
" Wow, what a big dick Lex."

by bottyholenickgurr November 24, 2021