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DICK FLY

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024
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Dick Gozinya

A prank name which is supposed to sound like dick goes in ya
Me: Hello! My name is Dick Gozinya.

Them: So that means a dick goes in you?
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by @bendover69 April 11, 2024
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Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience
*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!
by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020
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big dick energy

person 1: were u at margo's concert last night? i couldn't tell if i wanted to be her or fuck her
person 2: yeah total big dick energy
by ksab20 October 30, 2019
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Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
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Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.
" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "
by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016
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