You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
Get the MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEXmug. chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”
Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021
Get the chickle dickmug. by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021
Get the Dick crazedmug. A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
by B1992 June 29, 2016
Get the Dick Lickermug. It’s a girl who is slutty. Dudes will gladly pass her around to their friends and if you have a girlfriend then she will go out of her way to suck his cock.
by Bee and Fox April 20, 2023
Get the Dick Lippermug. The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017
Get the Dicks-lexicmug. Your little wee wee that is GREAT for deepthroating, giving it girls, BUT NEVER ever give it guys unless you're a homosexual.
Jennifer: Hey..can I suck your dick for you? -chuckle-
Rodrick: Oh yes mommy, suck it all day long, we'll have to install a glory hole at work soon. Oh fuck.
Jennifer: I'm so glad that third middle leg never developed, holy fuck, augh.
Rodrick: Oh yes mommy, suck it all day long, we'll have to install a glory hole at work soon. Oh fuck.
Jennifer: I'm so glad that third middle leg never developed, holy fuck, augh.
by theblueytimes April 2, 2024
Get the Dickmug.