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Darius dick

The generous member of an otherwise inconspicuous awkward man that makes up for his social short comings with a surprisingly large penis.

The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.
"That Darius muhfucka be all quiet and awkward as shit, how tf he get bitches like that?"

"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"
by D. Arius January 6, 2025
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dick tug nuts

when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time
she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts
by tityass June 20, 2016
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Small dick

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids
by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022
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Danny Dick

Similar to Dad Dick but bigger. Aka monster hog. Generally reserved for golf course usage.
I don’t want to Danny Dick a seven iron over the green again

-LaurBun
by JoeyDick69 March 10, 2024
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Dick on the Flow

When you're just hanging out with people and you haven't really done a whole lot in the day, but you're still hanging out with your friends and maybe some girls.
Yo there aren't any parties tonight so I guess I'm just gonna put my dick on the flow
by StraightChessingIt December 24, 2009
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Dick Sound

It’s when your dick flops around and makes that sound.
My dick made that dick sound.. You like it?
by oof69 May 3, 2018
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Decline Dick December

For people who failed NNN or people who want to challenge themselves further after winning NNN
Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December
by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020
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