The generous member of an otherwise inconspicuous awkward man that makes up for his social short comings with a surprisingly large penis.
The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.
The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.
"That Darius muhfucka be all quiet and awkward as shit, how tf he get bitches like that?"
"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"
"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"
by D. Arius January 6, 2025

by tityass June 20, 2016

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids
mathew has a small dick
by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022

by JoeyDick69 March 10, 2024

When you're just hanging out with people and you haven't really done a whole lot in the day, but you're still hanging out with your friends and maybe some girls.
by StraightChessingIt December 24, 2009

by oof69 May 3, 2018

Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020
