Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015

Elephant dick

A dick shaped like the trunk of an elephant when erect

Dominic’s got a elephant dick it’s big and black I love riding it

by Naked spread eagle March 13, 2023

Tylen’s dick

I is so fucking big he busted in me and my mom he is daddy

Tylen’s dick it’s so big omg if you get a Tylen to nut in you keep the baby then let your son fuck you and have that baby but don’t get too attach to it , will die I then next year because your son fucked you so have fun

by Slideinyourmom3 May 28, 2021

Dick dodger

A lesbian

Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger

by 333bam September 14, 2024

typhoon dicks

A storm of flying dicks

DAMNNN, she went through a typhoon dicks

by Bryan alvarez June 23, 2016

Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

Dick

Dick, The word used to describe male genitals. Dick is easily one of the most beautiful most strong hard and amazingly constructed works ever to grace our planet. Dick is the embodiment of life peace justice and amazingness. Dick brings us together. Especially women with no hips and gingers

Cassat Boatright loves ginger dick.

by RyanPeterGarcia December 4, 2021