Dick

dick is awesome for sucking or riding during sex it can be big or small

"wow such a big dick u have there"

by ur_mom'sdick May 1, 2022

Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025

dick can dike

Nicotine addiction

I’m facing a real dick can dike

by Johnjoejimlad June 1, 2021

Dubie Dick

Events that occur after getting cucked to the moon and watching as your girl hunts down cooter next to you

Dubie: Wanna be my New Years kiss?
Bella:….
Dubie:where she go?

Bella:hey wanna be my New Years kiss?
McLain:don’t you have a bf?
Bella: He’ll just give me some Dubie Dick later

by Bean030303 January 1, 2023

Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

Dick

1) Slang for the male genital organ used in the process of reproduction

2) Used to describe someone who has done something wrong or is rude
3) A shortened version of the name Richard

1) Man, I shoved my huge dick in that girl last night. I think she felt more pain than pleasure, but who gives a fuck
2) Brady is a dick. He came to my house and stole a ton of shit

3) My friend Dick is a nice guy. He donates to charity quite a lot.

by Anqrygole May 26, 2019

dick lickman

A total asshole. Nothing good to be said about a dick lickman. Hes a dick. And licked from life.

Describing a person from a negetive format.

A person nobody likes

Man i heard what happend. I just seen dick lickman and told him to fuck off!!

by Psycosocial😀 October 6, 2017