buxom dick

A short and fat dick. Kinda like a tea pot short and stout.

He pulled down his pants and I saw his buxom dick

by Smurphy17 August 11, 2024

Snot-Dick

gonorrhea discharge from the penis

After you sleep with a local whore called Dirty Jessica you contract snot-dick

by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022

Dick

Pau da Bia.

Bia: dick = meu pau

by Lolizinha April 18, 2020

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

Athletes dick

When fucking on bathroom floor and when your dick hits the floor

Athletes dick-on the floor and your cock hits the floor

by Athlete dick May 13, 2018

Dicking

It’s a casual, somewhat slangy expression used to convey frustration or a decision to stop engaging with something that’s proving to be too troublesome or not worth the effort.

I’m done dicking with this.

by Macdaddyaz January 2, 2025