dick's dividend

The zero dividend or return you get from the bookmaker when you bet like a dickhead or a complete cock without thinking.
A losing bet.

Hey Joe, how did you go on race 3 ? Did you pick number 5 like I told ya ?
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.

by BwanaPD May 16, 2016

Dicky dick bag juice

Thy term in use when Tyrone fucks ya wife

Dicky dick bag juice😱 tyron just fucked my wife

by SWAGSON the great April 7, 2020

Triple Dick Handstand

Its when a girl does a hand stand on two dicks and has one in her mouth.

Marry just gave me and the boys a triple dick handstand

by Gruff445 October 1, 2025

Fiesta Dick

The act of letting 5 or more Mexican Babes pour salsa on your dick and balls and licking and sucking them off while your all wearing fiesta hats.

Woah, those Latinos just did a Fiesta Dick to me!!!! HOTTT!!!!

by Yo sour cream January 26, 2021

smack dick

When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes

Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin

dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”

by Cggcgicgicgifyifyifyi September 22, 2019

Clanker Dick

Someone who has surgery or artificially enhances their dick to grow/enlarge it

"You know Luis, He apparently has a Clanker Dick."

by tyu90oihgfghjklkjhgf August 24, 2025

Dick

You know, that jiggling thing between a male person's feet. Child humor. A.K.A. Weener, willy male genitals, penis. Can be used as an insult.

Robert has a tiny dick. Sam has a bigger dick. Tim is such a dick!

by TsukuttiTsuki August 17, 2019