dick nodule

That weird red bump on your shaft. You don't want to admit where it came from and no idea what it is.

Yo Chris, how's that red inflamed dick nodule doing after you came back from the Donkey Show in Tijuana?

by Fenster's Fu August 25, 2023

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

all balls, no dick

That guy who is always talking big and bad, but never actually doing anything about it.

Andy wanted people to believe he was a tough guy but he’s all balls, no dick.

by Ohsosoxy August 28, 2023

Mop Dick

Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.

He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.

by WMFK. August 28, 2023

Silk Dick

a good looking, naturally smooth, architextural phenomenon associated with a man's penis. Known to be sexually and sensory stimulating to woman with adhd and autistic characteristics

I was hyper focused on rubbing my pussy on his silk dick for HOURS

by Selena Loren September 1, 2023

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick

A penis that exceeds the size of 8.5 inches in length, has a respectable girth, and no deformities. It is the type of penis that haunts the mind of every man, because you know your girl might leave you and get fucked by a huuuuuuuuuge dick. This situation is the essence of all primal fear.

Jack: Yo dude, have you seen Alec? I was trying to talk to him the other night and couldn't get a hold of his dumb ass.
Mick: Dude, didn't you hear? His girlfriend got fucked by a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick.
Jack: Aw man..
Mick: Ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 2, 2023

'Bic' Dick

When a man's Dick is the size and width of a Bic lighter.

damn, I was full on excited but then Justin pulled out a 'Bic' Dick and I lost interest so quickly.

by The_Skyeacorn September 3, 2023