Snake Dick

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake

Dayum bro U got Snake Dick

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

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Dubie Dick

Events that occur after getting cucked to the moon and watching as your girl hunts down cooter next to you

Dubie: Wanna be my New Years kiss?
Bella:….
Dubie:where she go?

Bella:hey wanna be my New Years kiss?
McLain:don’t you have a bf?
Bella: He’ll just give me some Dubie Dick later

by Bean030303 January 1, 2023

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I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

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A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

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