A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
by Elaine! August 22, 2021
Get the Secret dickmug. When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023
Get the Monkey dick punchmug. The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
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