Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.
Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
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A losing bet.
A losing bet.
Hey Joe, how did you go on race 3 ? Did you pick number 5 like I told ya ?
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.
by BwanaPD May 16, 2016
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