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Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 9, 2023
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National Dick pic day

Happens on March 10th

on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis
„Hey babe u know what today is ?“
„No“
National Dick pic day“
„Ok“ (sends dick pic)
by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023
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International dick pic day

Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)
by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023
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Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
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"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"
by mattwinwood March 10, 2023
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Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off
Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please
by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023
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dick

A thing girls suck on and guys fuck with, it also rubs cum on the girl
jenny:oh, i sucked your brothers dick, it was juicy.

brianna: YOU DID WHAT WITH MY BROTHER???
by urmomsuckedmydick March 11, 2023
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