Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.

Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!

by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022

decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022

Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

Dick to dick

Consecutive, in a row, one after the other, back to back

Can be used with anything. Cars stuck in traffic are dick to dick. If it rains multiple days a week it’s raining dick to dick. Even songs in a playlist are played dick to dick.

A: “I really need to finish these cigarettes before 12”.
B: “You should smoke them dick to dick that will help you get through them faster”.

by Pumpernickelryebread June 6, 2022

big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

Dick Rider

A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.

He kept talking about me just to try and be funny, Hes such a Dick Rider.

by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023

dick-doubted

The presumption of guilt or wrong doing placed upon an employee by an immediate supervisor based upon the inaccurate and or exaggerated relaying of information they received from another staff member.

I was dick-doubted when my boss bitched me out for something I knew nothing about. He said a co-worker blew me in. Maybe next time I'll dick-doubt'em before they get me!

by Ian McGregor October 10, 2006