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dick demotion

the act or process of reducing friends to a lower priority so you can get dick.
Sarah realized she'd gotten a dick demotion when Paula made a weekend full of plans with her new lover.
by vonLegs October 6, 2023
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National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!
"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday
by Chevyman95 August 25, 2023
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Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick
Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?
by White boy master April 19, 2016
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Dick crazed

someone who is crazy about dick
by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021
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MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
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Dick

Something you dont have
Karen why are you leaving,Honey you dont have a dick
by Fuckmedaddaddywithrooster April 21, 2019
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bent dick energy

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.
" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"
by Smolpapi May 5, 2020
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