Dick Herbs

When severed (dead)animal penises are used as compost for crops

"I went down to the supermarket to buy some more dick herbs"

by Crazydudejosh March 4, 2018

dick

the best part of the male body

i got a big ass dick, wanna suck it

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Dick Tool

An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.

That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.

by SkittleTots January 10, 2014

floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017

dick

hey, you know what that means!

i have a dick

by Xpunged December 12, 2023

Small Dick

Annson has the smallest dick known to man kind i should know i fucked it

Person: Bro is that annson?
person: Yea i heard he had a small dick

person : go figure.....

( annson was asian btw )

by lildickus_101 May 14, 2023

Needle dick

When kalob sticks a needle thrue the 2 holes on the side of his horse cock

Person 1: that's a skinny penis
Person 2:that's called a needle dick

by Needle dick kalob May 10, 2020