kong dick

Ryan has a kong dick
by Kingkong1738yr March 14, 2017
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Dick Trumpin

Tea baggin is outdated, we dick people in the face. Being cocky.
Tea baggin: balls in the face
Dick Trumpin: face full of cock
by Carolyn Destruction August 07, 2024
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Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it
That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams
by Criptix June 01, 2021
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stepbro dick

The type of dick that is built nice and you wouldn’t mind fucking for the rest of your life. It’s not hardcore sex but it’s not soft either and you’ll be back for seconds. Ever seen a girl unsatisfied after a step to porn? Me either
Man she told me I got that stepbro dick
Dude, she’s definitely hitting you up again
by Wubalubadubdub August 09, 2021
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Down Dick

Is your ride or die boyfriend. There to support you mentally, physically, spiritually and financially. Equivalent to Down Chick
Friend: hey girl, wanna catch that new movie with strawberry smoothies later?
Yourself: oh my gosh, that sounds so great! Can I get a rain check, I'm actually hanging out with my down dick today
by friedicecream83 November 09, 2020
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just got DICKED!

Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.
Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.
by Government Cheese Eater September 22, 2021
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Dolphin Dick

When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.
Oh look, here comes old Dolphin Dick!
by Irish Diesel October 04, 2020
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