Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

ass tobacco

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.

I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally

Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu

by The_General234 August 16, 2019

ass cancer

what killed Farrah Fawcett

Dutch: what killed Farrah Fawcett?

Ivan: ass cancer

by IrishTwink June 14, 2024

Eat ass month

Every month at the 10th to the 23rd you and your friends must do something that consists of eating ass

Guy 1: yo dude do you know what the time of the month it is?
Guy 2: no what is it
Guy 1: EAT ASS MONTH BRING THOSE CHEEKS

by Maker of words. November 18, 2021

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018