weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...

guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)

by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020

share weed

You don't.

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"

by Puffpuffnah October 24, 2015

weed titty

an individual whom you bum weed off of, with the facade of being their friend

i ain’t yo weed titty

by lar snort April 28, 2020

Weed

What people are selling these days. Get you rocked, are found to be healthier than cigarettes. Dont use to much! (Wink wink)

(Guy) use cigarettes instead of weed.
(Man) actually weed is heathier than cigarettes.

by DancingMusic February 23, 2018

gay weed

what canadians smoke

dude did you hit that shit last night?
yeah bro, it was some mad gay weed from BC

by king_D__ May 11, 2022

weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!

We be on that weed welfare!

by Weed welfare December 4, 2015

virgin weed

A less popular strand of marajuana. Found in many southern states it provides cerebral and energetic effects. Often used for wake and bake.50% sativa 50% indica

“Smoked 2 grams of virgin weed man,shit was doink!!”

by RCtherch123476 July 3, 2018