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Grumpy uncle

A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.
This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!
by Needle maiden April 22, 2024
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uncle max

An uncle on your mother’s side with mental retardation.
The other day I heard a duuh I think it was my Uncle Max!
by George Seis April 22, 2024
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Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.
I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.
by VegasJD May 5, 2024
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The Uncle Arif

The practice of calling your nieces and nephews monkeys, and also farting on your nieces and nephews with no mercy
Uncle Arif saw his nephew Mannix and farted on his face and called him a monkey, the practice of the uncle Arif
by UncleArif May 8, 2024
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shitty uncle

The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family

THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND

Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle

:must die at the age of 45 or disappear

off the face of the earth

:burklesnatch your nephews face at

least 5 times a visit

:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,

backwards cap with a goatee and bald

:Be skinny but muscular

:live the peice of shit life

:punk is your main comeback or some

drunk shit

:must pull the most devious pranks on

your nephew and toughen him up and

protect your neice with your life

:and you have to get knocked tf out by a

7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds

ripped sorry it's just the rules

:can only date sweet psycho women=

shitty aunts
by Peice of shit uncle May 9, 2024
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uncle stroking

Yea I went off uncle stroking with the principle
by N1ggatron May 14, 2024
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Uncle stroking

Uncle Stroking is a masturbation technique in which you turn your hand upside down before stroking so that your thumb and index finger are closest to your willy. This is said to increase sexual stamina and libido.
Yeah as soon as I started uncle stroking I was able to fuck her all night like the little princess she is
by Aceman3000 May 15, 2024
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