uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon March 16, 2016

Uncle Charlie

Under Cover law enforcement.

We sent the Uncle Charlie into the apartment complex for intel and a buy.

by UtahWSW October 26, 2022

The Uncle Larry

4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi

When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!

by The Uncle Larry July 17, 2015

uncle-by-marriage

Pibling's husband.

My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

uncle-by-marriage

Uncle-in-law (only pibling's husband).

My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by QWP998756 October 15, 2021

first step-cousin-uncle

1. The son of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 08, 2004